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So, despite the fact I have the entire season of Survivor Micronesia downloaded, I've never actually watched it.

Well, I did try, but then I saw Johnny Fairplay (and those stupid frakking Fairplay fingers, saying WITH A STRAIGHT FACE that he thought he was the best player ever to play the game!!!) and my blood pressure spiked so hard that I actually blacked out.

But now it's airing on TG4, and I'm watching the first ep.

The Fairplay hate??? It does not go away people!!!! It gets stronger! (I'm torn between hoping he gets booted first, or sticks around long enough for James to snap him like a twig. I honestly don't know which would be better viewing.)

My gast is flabbered....

Fairplay was voted out – because he asked to be!

He missed his partner and not-yet-born baby girl (partner was 7 months pregnant when they taped) so he ore or less pleaded for the others to vote him out.  

And it kills me to say this, but he came across (gritting my teeth as I type) really well.

Oh God… I need to go downstairs, have a shower, and then watch my Pearl Islands DVD’s to remind myself of the natural order of things! (Then carve out about 15 hours of my time so I can marathon the rest of the Micronesia season, because this looks really good!!)